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Anecdote N1
In Russia and the United States at the same time learning a computer with artificial intelligence. Exactly 1 year 22 days 13 hours 25 minutes 34 seconds. American computer broken control of nuclear missiles and destroy all life. R... ......

Anecdote N2
Decided to give Coach Romantsev team spirit Winners Who to contact for advice? Obviously to the Germans. Called F. Beckenbauer.  - Franz Say what you do in order to have your team was winning attitude?  - Oleg choose m... ......

Anecdote N3
Manager came to the programmers, and said: Regarding your work: you have to come at nine the morning and leave in five nights. All angry with this statement, and a few there and then quit.  Then the manager said: Well, in t... ......

Anecdote N4
Home in a village of the flood. All run fleeing.   One guy is not fig does not. He asked:   - A clear you do not spasaeshsya?   - So I pray to god. I have no sin - God will come and save me.   Water ужо ros... ......

Anecdote N5
Doctor: - All right. So we write: ARI. Going through the three days.   I issued you a newsletter ... How, by the way, your last name?   Patsment: - I am well aware ... You know what, I'll call the name will not  ... ......

Anecdote N6
Tell tales, the former in our общаге * really *.   Сидим, pyanstvuem. In block two rooms, we sit more   ( "tpeshka"), while in neighboring dvushke mm .. tpahayutsya. Hevazhno. Vdpug from   pazdaetsya wild laught... ......

Anecdote N7
MARS - this dog cold and thick-thick layer of space dust

Anecdote N8
My husband and his wife make love. Close, so to speak   rush of pleasure.   Wife in search of sensations stonet: On the road, you make me sick!   Husband, calmly resuming his case: щас wait, to, nabyu face ...

Anecdote N9
Two parashutista before the jump:   - u, come on, jump!   - You parashut! You and jump!

Anecdote N10
Hadpis on the machine: "Cement" -> adequate response: "This is my hloptsi" ...


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